strawberry kisses

zongzongzong

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:25:27 GMT

16th March 2009
today, i got a paper cut while taking my gum out of the wrapper. FML

get well soon pooties xoxo

am off to bed.

oh hello long abandoned blog of mine,

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:35:01 GMT

not that anything remotely interesting has crossed my path recently anyways. not if you count doing Working Drawings and Studio while muttering a string of curses (joe says im his FAVOURITE student and i told him its a mutual feeling. joe IS nice), eating indian rice in college on a near daily basis (bittergourd=NICE) and receiving abuse in all forms by someone who also happens to be the boyfriend lol (maybe one day i will find the strength to stage my fightback against you, perhaps through the use of a kettle?) hmm, maybe if i include the times when i wake up from my slumber with a surprisingly good hair day. very rare. oh and also im being forced to go jogging with someone gosu on fridays now. hmm, walking the whole park is more my cup of tea though lolololol. weakkkkkk.

i used to be able to recollect my dreams vividly. not so much anymore for these past 2 years though. a couple of nights ago, i dreamt that people that mattered to me kept dying, one after the other and i kept crying and crying. and i kept meeting new people whose loved ones also kept dying and we just kept crying together. very somber. then i dreamt that i couldnt get an erection wtf =( with a vagina. i was trying to attain an erection through my vagina. COOL LEH. very super wtf one. i was taking a shower with this hot redheaded chick and the me in my dream just kept thinking to myself WHY WONT MY VAGINA ERECT OH DEAR GOD. yeah i know right. WHY wont i just get an erection?! i also fail to understand the fundamentals of my stupid vagina in the dream. then this two men took me to look at puppies, kittens and babies, to help me with my erectile dysfunction la it seems. hmm nope, didn't help one bit. i popped back into the shower and i don't recall getting an erection for the remainder of my dream, sad to say. YOU THINK THIS IS A FORESHADOWING OF SOME SORT OF MY FUTURE TO COME AH? lol female sexual dysfunction =(

i have deduced that technology has something against me. or that it is allergic to me or someeethhiiiing laa. my phone, autocad, photoshop and illustrator and occasionally the computer and printer in the ICT laboratory seemed to have cooperated with each other to work AGAINST me. like i have the midas touch of technological destruction or something AS SERIOUS AS THAT =( THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME!!!

i like wearing my retainers. it is like my teeth in the nighttime, like tugging into a blanket IN THE MOUTH before i sleep. i make no sense.

FML

i'll be back some other time. maybe when my vagina really erects. stay tuned wtf.
OKBYE BLOG.

confessions of a gosu

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:27:53 GMT

yeewa is the best girlfriend in the world! cos she always give me sucky sucky for 5 dolla. hehe. true story. THE END.

-josh

i HATE my boyfriend.

please tell your pants it is not polite to point!

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:55:01 GMT

that, (title of post) is bloody TRUE.
I HATE WORKING DRAWINGS! GRAHGRAHGRAH.
i fucking hate design studio meh. analyse what worr!?
BOWTIE BOWTIE BOWTIE. thanks pooties smooch.

angpow collection this year equals could be better lol. i sound like such a money-minded person, THANKS DAD I GOT IT FROM YOU.

THE HUMOUR SECTION IN BOOKSTORES IS THE SEX TIMES TWO!

oh! HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY vincent fong kah wai. i hope you stop eating and going to the toilet so goddamned much lololol. some things never change kasnfggsiiadg. catch up soon? YOUR TREAT wtf. xoxoxox and you gotta always remember that you deserve nothing BUT THE BEST, glad to hear you so happy nowadays though you are still quite an idiot =___= lol

dear max choong,

i think you are also very gosu lahkay.

love,
yeewa.

time for bedddd, nights pootie pie =))

got magic ah

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:44:59 GMT

edit//
oh its back to normal. cheebye you la heaventsentyeewa.blogdrive.com
ok back to eating me oranges nyumnyumnyum

ok wtf, so the first thing i see when i went to my blog just now is that the layout has magically CHANGED... back to an old one i had before. and my links are different and and and and WHY GOD WHY I CRY NOW.

lol kinda funny.
eh never print screen properry.

ahh whatever la. i can't be shitassed to bother bout it now. or anytime soon. or maybe ever wtf. lazy bugger.

ilovemandarinoranges

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:44:54 GMT

i feel like such a loser, blogging on the first day of Chinese New Year.
should i be outside eating, merry-making, bonding and gambling away like all Chinese families do on every CNY?
HARRRR, MY RELATIVES DONT LOVE ME ENOUGH T__T
and maybe vice versa. bahhh
i want open house, open house, open house.

what is this, red packets and the amount inside also decrease. HELLO, DO I LOOK LIKE THE CAUSE OF THE CURRENT RECESSION? WHY ARE YOU OLDER, MARRIED, ANGPOW-GIVING PEOPLE TAKING IT OUT ON ME AND MY ANGPOWS?!!

short hair? long hair? short? long? short? long? short? long?
shorttlongkshohrthlionglongshortlnogslbong bald.

okbye. quite sleepy actually.
oh, maybe i can do some work for visual communication or working drawings or studio?
just fucking kidding.
chillout la woih.

eh i brb la.

nooiights.

because he is pointing a gun to my head

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:24:25 GMT

"my boyfriend is very gosu."

would have

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:52:38 GMT

today is the 12th of January 2009. hmm.

I HATE WAKING UP SO EARLY FOR COLLEGE OKBYE
i just currently hate college fullstop

"my new year's resolution this year is to wear some pants."
"THATS GOOD!"
"and you started out with the thinnest one."

JUST KIDDING. omg.

i love arizz, he's my honeybunch, sugarplum AND PUMPY-UMPY UMPKIN!

and jun wai, you make a LOUSY substitute of a boyfriend. bah, hands also not nice to hold wuahahaha but give you pity points for erh.. hmm.. nice hair. erh, and maybe your very strong self control over sinfully delicious chocolate desserts, sandwiches and potatoes. unlike arizz lol. JUST KIDDING, arizz is a superrstar.

annnddd myzan, i accept your apology lol. but you were still mean for saying what you said about ugly people!!

goadnight.
sigh can't you tell i'm really bored?

pumpy-umpy-umpkin

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:41:20 GMT

my pillows smell like you =)

nyumnyumnyum
and
goodnight.

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands CLAP CLAP

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:33:45 GMT

erh. hi.

happy 2009!!!111

woahwoahwoah a little TOO MUCH excitement over there. slow down, cookie monster.

OKBYE.

just kidds. WHAT? you expect me to do a whole roundup of the past year and bid it a tearful adieu? theres probably a higher chance of giving a decagenarian an erection on his 100th birthday, you idiots.

was today a GOOD DAY? NO. what kinda stupid questions you stupid tarded kids come up with nowadays!? ah shut up la.

lol feel so wetwet. i wonder if any other girls feel like their pregnant when they are having their period. if no, THEN WHY DO I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M CARRYING LIFE IN MY BLOATED BELLY WHEN IM MENSTRUATING? being pregnant and bleeding heavily down south simultaneously, this is how god works in mysterious ways. and no, a miscarriage is not in his cards this time!

NOT looking forward to college atfuckingall.

"2009 = will be a good year
2009 = will be a good year
2009 = will be a good year
2009 = will be a good year

2009 = will be a good year"

x5455557572545797646 more times.

and 2009, will be a good year =) at least i DAMN WELL HOPE.

nights.

I HATE JOSHUA TAN WYN WYE.
only because he never claps when theres a 'if you're happy and you know it clap your hands' KILLKILL.